The Chief Justice’s Prayer
In the honor of Maternal, Paternal, and Infantile Rights in Michigan,
Our Chief Justice, who art in Lansing,
Hallowed be thy name, Clifford Taylor.
Thy thiefdom come; thy will be done,
In Michigan, as it is not in the Constitution.
Give us our rights, of due process in the courts,
And condignly commiserate our unenumerated rights;
As we condignly commiserate thine breaches of fiduciary duties;
And lead us not into judicial totalitarianism,
But deliver us onto democracy.
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory,
Now and for thine lifetime appointment.
Written by Beverly Tran, in the year of our Honorable Supreme Court Chief Justice, two thousand and eight.