What the well dressed anarchist will wear this year in fashion.
<you have the wrong idea about anarchy. armed citizens are not anarchists, they are bastions of law and order. all they ask is that you obey the law and maintain order. the criminal on the other hand epitomizes the 'I HAVE NO KING' philosophy so prevalent in anarchy. the only thing you dislike is our willingness to force compliance upon the criminal.>
A concealed pistol of course, never out of fashion. 9mm preferred, but 45's or 44's will suffice. Never wear a 38 as your main weapon of defense, only as an accessory.
<i personally prefer the .45. have for years. the reason? THEY DON'T MAKE A 46. i carried a 38 for years in law enforcement. by the way. it's okay for a cop to carry and use a taser, but not a law abiding citizen? who are you out to proect? us or them?>
And this year, all the rage is a taser. Less lethal of course than the pistol, but so fashionable. Great for those times when you really don't want to deal with blood stains.
<or the attorneys, or the A.C.L.U. or the bleeding hearts.>
And why, you might ask, is all this weaponry needed? Well, everyone else is wearing it. You wouldn't ever want to get into a dispute over a parking space without your weapons. Not fashionable at all.
<you also don't want to get into a dispute about your money. or your life. or the sexual favors of your spouse and children. all these happen daily. if they DIDN'T, we wouldn't NEED to go about our business armed. YOU may feel comfortable with the theory that the police are there to help you, but i can tell you from many years in law enforcement, there's never a cop around when YOU need one. now, i have had hundreds of cases of citizens defending themselves and i've never had a problem with it. in fact, they are more likely to be actually defending themselves than some of the 'new breed' of cops on the street today. this is coming from someone who has worked in the field, and trained cops for a living. i've also trained my share of civilians. the civilians have the right idea. 'leave me alone and i'll leave you alone.' you don't get that from the criminals or the rogue cops.>