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  • 01-02-2009 4:20 PM

    • TrueBlue
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    Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     

    Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

     

      #1  Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

     

    #2  Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

     

    #3 The Constitution is NOT a living document.--- Bill of rights? Amendments?  What  DAT?

     (repub voters skip #3,  you dont have the education to understand what is meant)

    (I can see the head scratching already)

     

     #4  The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

     

    #5  A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

     

     #6 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals.

     

    #7  The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

     

    $8  If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

     

    #9  A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

     

    #10 Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

     

    #11 HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

     

    #12Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

     

    #13 A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.

     

    #14 A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

     

    #15 Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

     

    #16 The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

     

    #17 Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

     

    #18 You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

     

    #19  What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

     

    #20  Republican debt is better for the country than Democratic  Surplus.

     

     

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  • 01-06-2009 8:43 PM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     things you must believe to be a democrat.

    1. hillary REALLY made $100,000.00 on a hundred dollar cattle trade.

    2. hillary REALLY intends to give those files back.

    3. bill REALLY didn't have sex with that woman.

    4. GW's DRIVING RECORD is public policy, but BILL'S spending on his library ISN'T.

    should i go on??

    5. GW's DRIVING RECORD is public policy, but the WHITEWATER LAW FIRM'S billing malfeasance ISN'T.

    6. getting rid of a tyrant is bad public policy, but blowing up two private homes and an aspirin factory is fighting a war against terror.

    7. the bay of pigs was a REPUBLICAN LEAD INVASION OF A SOVEREIGN NATION, not a democrat attempt at assination.

    michigan constitution,  article 1. Sec. 6.

    Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

     keep your powder dry.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Bovard 1994

  • 01-06-2009 9:06 PM In reply to

    • TrueBlue
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    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

    crazycajun:

     things you must believe to be a democrat.

    1. hillary REALLY made $100,000.00 on a hundred dollar cattle trade.

    2. hillary REALLY intends to give those files back.

    3. bill REALLY didn't have sex with that woman.

    4. GW's DRIVING RECORD is public policy, but BILL'S spending on his library ISN'T.

    should i go on??

    5. GW's DRIVING RECORD is public policy, but the WHITEWATER LAW FIRM'S billing malfeasance ISN'T.

    6. getting rid of a tyrant is bad public policy, but blowing up two private homes and an aspirin factory is fighting a war against terror.

    7. the bay of pigs was a REPUBLICAN LEAD INVASION OF A SOVEREIGN NATION, not a democrat attempt at assination.

     

     1. Whats your problem with Hillary. rich people invest. She did. Do you have a problem with her being a capitalist?

    2. If you mean the boxes of files that were requested, they were all found while she was still first lady and handed over. Its decades old news that has nothing to do with nothing unless your name is rush nutball.

    3. Bill was subjected to alot of scrutiny for something that was none of anyones business except his spouces. As you point out he was impeached for it.  So you have no point.

    4-5 .GWB tried to hide his "public" record.  What is "POLICY" about a driving record.  (Your ignorance shows here)

    White water law firm ??  Try Rose law firm.   You have no clue as to what you are talking about. That must be why people avoid you, as I said your ignorance is overtly obvious and you waste peoples time.

    6. You are vague and unclear, but if one must try to follow your rantings, you would seem to be comparing something that was OUTSIDE of the USA to something that was WITHIN the USA.   If you cant see the difference that would explain your leanings to a defunct republican ideology.

    7. Makes no sense.  Only in your own mind.

    Should you go on?  Only to further embarass yourself and (if possible) to further discredit the failed conservative mentality.

     

  • 01-06-2009 9:12 PM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     even MORE snappy comebacks. by the way, there IS a whitewater law firm. bill and shrillary are the only two partners. bills shenanigans are just about to come to light, as he is being RE-INVESTIGATED for his dubious dealings with middle eastern money sources concerning his library, and shrillary's election funding.

    no, i DON'T have a problem with investing, IF she can tell me how she beat the market rate by eight thousand percent.

    but she can't, and neither can you. she was caught AGAIN with her hand in the cookie jar.

    now, if you can rant incessantly about republicans, i can rant incessantly about dumbocrats. you don't find the truth a hinderance, so neither do i.

    YOU set the rules, i just play by them.

    that's what you get for jumping on your little soap box.

    by the way, there are four boxes used in the preservation of liberty.

    soap... ballot... jury... and ammo. used in that order.

    i've used all four, have you?

    michigan constitution,  article 1. Sec. 6.

    Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

     keep your powder dry.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Bovard 1994

  • 01-06-2009 9:30 PM In reply to

    • TrueBlue
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    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

    crazycajun:

     even MORE snappy comebacks. by the way, there IS a whitewater law firm. bill and shrillary are the only two partners. bills shenanigans are just about to come to light, as he is being RE-INVESTIGATED for his dubious dealings with middle eastern money sources concerning his library, and shrillary's election funding.

    no, i DON'T have a problem with investing, IF she can tell me how she beat the market rate by eight thousand percent.

    but she can't, and neither can you. she was caught AGAIN with her hand in the cookie jar.

    now, if you can rant incessantly about republicans, i can rant incessantly about dumbocrats. you don't find the truth a hinderance, so neither do i.

    YOU set the rules, i just play by them.

    that's what you get for jumping on your little soap box.

    by the way, there are four boxes used in the preservation of liberty.

    soap... ballot... jury... and ammo. used in that order.

    i've used all four, have you?

     

     You never get tired of putting your ignorance on display do you ?

    This comment is just ignorant and everyone can see it.  You are wasting peoples time yet again.

    Instead of answering the original post, because you cant dispute it, you chose to attack democrats.

    (By the way I could care less because I am not a democrat)

    Glad you are a republican. 

     

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  • 01-07-2009 6:34 AM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     the original post was simply your slanted opinion. it gave no facts, only your point of view.

    i, in return, gave you mine.

    you, in reply, had a snit.

    now, i KNOW that you are not a democrat, even though you would like us to believe that you are a socialist. thou art a REPBULICAN.

    now, tell me you DIDN'T VOTE THAT WAY.... GO AHEAD A LIE AGAIN.

    by the way, congratulations on YET ANOTHER SNAPPY COMEBACK.

    by the way... I'M glad YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN TOO...

    have a nice day... dipweed.

     

    michigan constitution,  article 1. Sec. 6.

    Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

     keep your powder dry.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Bovard 1994

  • 01-28-2009 7:35 AM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     we would like to welcome TRUEBLUE back from his vacation.

    we notice that the trip hasn't improved his mood, or his childish nastiness.

    we also notice that he hasn't presented any FACTS to support his views, nor has he presented anything except a destructive suggestion involving reproductive organs.

    we must wonder what his upbringing must have been like to promote such violence in the name of politics.

    michigan constitution,  article 1. Sec. 6.

    Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

     keep your powder dry.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Bovard 1994

  • 01-28-2009 7:39 AM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     things you must believe to VOTE republican...

    1. you must believe that the candidates you swear you support must be, in fact, intolerable.

    2. you must believe that the economic system you swear you support (in TRUEBLUE's case, socialism) must be totally unworkable.

    3. you must believe that derision and disrespect is the most direct path to political success.

     

    michigan constitution,  article 1. Sec. 6.

    Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

     keep your powder dry.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Bovard 1994

  • 01-28-2009 10:37 AM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

    crazycajun:

     we would like to welcome TRUEBLUE back from his vacation.

    we notice that the trip hasn't improved his mood, or his childish nastiness.

    we also notice that he hasn't presented any FACTS to support his views, nor has he presented anything except a destructive suggestion involving reproductive organs.

    we must wonder what his upbringing must have been like to promote such violence in the name of politics.

    We? Delusions of grandeur, or do you have a mouse in your pocket?

  • 01-28-2009 12:14 PM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     that's an awfully personal question...

    no, i do not have delusions. nor am i happy to see him.

    and i meant the ACTUAL we... not the "imperial" we.

     

    michigan constitution,  article 1. Sec. 6.

    Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

     keep your powder dry.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Bovard 1994

  • 06-25-2010 6:01 AM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

  • 12-06-2011 3:34 PM In reply to

    Re: Things you must believe to be a republican.......

     Which of over 100 Barack Obama "gaffes" is your favorite below?  Move over Jimmy Carter, we have now found your replacement as the worst of the worst!

    http://blondephotos.org/BlondeGator/?p=2332

     

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